We don't like to take sides - but Norway kicks Denmark's ass.
First off, Norway is HUGE compared to Denmark. Grow a penninsula, Denmark.
Second, Norway has fjords - and fjords are cool. What's Denmark got? A friggin' pastry? What is this - Dunkin Donuts????
Third, the 'weige flag is red, white AND blue - not just red and white. Get with the program Denmark - you're not the Red Cross. Show a little pride.
Oh, and who can forget the Muhammad cartoon controversy? Thanks, Denmark. Warn us the next time you decide to put your 'Bad Idea' jeans on, and set off the worst international crisis in your history since WWII.
And did we metion Norway has the second highest per capital GDP in the world? Meanwhile, Denmark ranked as the second 'most peaceful' country after Iceland, according to the Global Peace Index. G.A.Y.
Oh yeah - and the Pricks are on Norway's state-sponsored NRK radio.
Props to us. Denmark, you just don't get it.
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