Ever wonder what it's like to be rich, good-looking and just not give a sh*t? Of course - who doesn't. But how can mere words illustrate the wonderousness that it is being US? Well, we feel your pain poor persons - so that's why we've made A Good Year, starring Russell Crowe and Albert Finney, recommended viewing for all students of the YP lifestyle.
Don't confuse this movie with the typical rom-com fare your girlfriend fills your Netflix queue with when you're not looking - this one is strictly for the lads.
First off, there's more tasty tail per frame in this flick than a Pussycat Dolls ob/gyn exam film. If they packed anymore beaver on this set, they'd have to call in animal control.
Second, it stars Russell Crowe - who may not be able to sing for sh*t, but who knows how to keep the hired help in place with a well-thrown phone receiver. RESPECT.
Third, it's directed by Ridley Scott - who we all know kicks TOTAL ASS from such classics as The Duellists, Alien, Blade Runner, Gladiator, Black Hawk Down and... Thelma and Louise?!?? Ok, whatever - we'll let that one go.
And last - but certainly not least - it's all about money. Sure, it's also about screwing your rivals, nailing the hot chick in the office, and swilling crappy french wine - but that said, it's mostly about the money.
A Good Year - a movie that will make you cry like a little bitch when you see how awesome our life is compared to yours. Classic.
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